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shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

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pleurs:

if you think you’ve hit rock bottom

well you haven’t

because i’m there right now.. watching twilight.. in bed.. on a saturday night…. because it just seemed like the right thing to do

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#hilarious   #lisa  

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“When I go out with the ladies, I don’t force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.”

Joaquin Phoenix (via darlingstandbyme-x)

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bravisandnutthead:

blink 182 led me to believe growing up would involve girlfriends, even if they were always breaking up with me. 

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